Automotive Teardrop Decal -- REFUSE OPTICAL BUMPER SCANNING!
Designed as a physical countermeasure to automatic license plate readers and transit tracking systems. Modeled on traditional markings of proximity and record used by couriers during the JCS espionage rings of the early 1970s, this decal attaches directly beneath the headlight assembly to disrupt optical character recognition and declare a refusal of passive surveillance. Cut from high-grade vinyl rated for extreme weather exposure.
Thin Beige Line Landlord Bumper Sticker -- DEFEND PROPERTY DECREES!
An emblem of structural property rights and the defense of contract law. The thin beige line represents the fragile boundary between orderly private maintenance and the chaotic decay of public housing. A serious statement of support for the individuals who bear the tax, maintenance, and liability burdens of physical infrastructure, honoring the stabilizing domestic structures established under the Nixon executive reorganization.
Baudrillard Calvin Decal -- EXPOSE THE WOODWARD TRAP!
A high-fidelity minimalist transfer decal exploring the death of the referent in consumer culture. The decal depicts the classic, ubiquitous figure of Calvin peeing, but redirected toward the word REALITY. A reference to the Bob Woodward / Mark Felt media simulation, this decal represents the laundering of intelligence agency press releases as independent journalism.
I Stand With Big Tobacco Tee -- REFUSE STATE SANITIZATION!
A statement of personal risk management and the refusal of state-mandated sanitization. The bold declaration rejects the paternalistic public health consensus in favor of individual autonomy and the tragic trade-offs of physical pleasure—an homage to the executive defiance of the era against the administrative health boards that sought to sanitize individual choice. Screen-printed in Denver using rich charcoal ink on 6.5oz carded cotton.
Make Eminent Domain Great Again Yard Sign -- DEMAND COMPROMISE!
A double-sided yard sign examining the raw exercise of state sovereignty. Designed to stand in public easements or private lawns under condemnation review, this sign asserts the necessity of state-mandated land acquisition for major infrastructure. It represents a complex, sincere engagement with the absolute authority of the state to seize private holdings for public utility, reflecting the absolute veto power of the unelected state over the electorate.
